Tweets of the Week: Mandžukić, Savage, Lineker, Seaman and more!

Our Tweets of the Week include contributions from Mario Mandžukić, Robbie Savage, Gary Lineker, David Seaman and more!

Kei Kamara
(Image: Twitter/Mustapha Carayol)

Tweets of the Week! Tweets of the Week! Tweets of the Week!

Yes, it’s Tweets of the Week!

Halloween Selfie of the Week

Craig Eastmond, Colchester United


— Craig Eastmond (@craigleastmond) October 31, 2013

Warning of the Week

Dominic Samuel, Reading

I swear i will be fuming if egg hits my car just saying

— Doms (@DominicSamuel9) October 31, 2013

Apology of the Week

Sepp Blatter to Cristiano Ronaldo

Dear @Cristiano. I apologise if you were upset by my light-hearted answer at private event on Friday. I never meant to offend you. (1/2)

— Joseph S Blatter (@SeppBlatter) October 29, 2013

I am an honorary 'socio' at Real Madrid @cristiano & explained we've many talented players in world game, including you. Best wishes. (2/2)

— Joseph S Blatter (@SeppBlatter) October 29, 2013

Children’s Entertainer of the Week

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think. pic.twitter.com/LkX5JarDIH

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 28, 2013

@GaryLineker Even my 6 year old daughter laughed at that

— mick quinn (@mickquinn1089) October 28, 2013

@mickquinn1089 That's generally the age level of my humour.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 28, 2013

Indignation of the Week

Robbie Savage, everywhere

14 – Marouane Chamakh has made more tackles so far this season in the Premier League than any other forward. Shift.

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) October 30, 2013

People pointing out to me chamahk has most tackles for a striker (16) brilliant just what you want off your centre forward

— Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) October 30, 2013

Less not worry ourselves about shots , goals, assists …. Just tackles ! Hahaha

— Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) October 30, 2013

" I'm signing a centre forward mr chairman" . What's he good at replies chairman " tackling" I reply !! Hahah

— Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) October 30, 2013

Okay Robbie, give it a rest.

TV Review of the Week

Adam Buxton, Wigan Athletic

Hollyoaks is terrible

— adambuxton (@adambuxton8) November 1, 2013

Hat of the Week

Kei Kamara, Middlesbrough

Look at how this guy @keikamara has just met me n @justinhoyte84 in nandos this guy defo needs help!! pic.twitter.com/0uzjHY4b0K

— Mustapha Carayol (@Muzza_19) October 30, 2013

Franchise Name Suggestion of the Week

Marvin Sordell, Charlton Athletic (on loan from Bolton Wanderers)

Miami Goldenballs…

— Marvin Sordell (@MarvinSordell) October 30, 2013

Catch of the Day of the Week

David Seaman, ex-Arsenal and England

Not exactly what I expected when I put the feeder out!!!! pic.twitter.com/Q9Yc1fWijT

— David Seaman (@thedavidseaman) October 28, 2013

Father of the Week

Jamie Langfield, Aberdeen

Just me and my 4 yr old tonight, hope she likes football

— Jamie Langfield (@jamlang22) November 1, 2013

Suspicion of the Week

Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United

Also just heard Obafemi Martins is 29 today -_______- I'm not falling for that one. #LAD

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) October 28, 2013

Funny Moment of the Week

Mario Mandžukić, Bayern Munich

We always have funny moments! pic.twitter.com/u0PWw7PSoy

— Mario Mandzukic (@MarioMandzukic9) October 28, 2013

Funny moment, that.

Potential Michael McIntyre Routine of the Week

Stephen Folan, Limerick City

Hate when your in airports and one person decides to get up stand in the q then every other sheep follows, 45 mins till the doors open

— stephen folan (@StephenFolan) October 30, 2013

Write-Up of the Week

According to official #MUFC website, Nani has "struck fear into the hearts & minds of PL defenders" since '07. I must have missed something

— James Ducker (@DuckerTheTimes) October 31, 2013

@DuckerTheTimes Has he been standing outside their bedroom windows in the night, making monster noises?

— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) October 31, 2013

Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!