Romelu Lukaku to Barcelona? Gary Taylor-Fletcher jewellers row? Sounds like Tweets of the Week to me.
Oh, look…
Solution of the Week
Romelu Lukaku, Everton (on loan from Chelsea)
Why is barca crossing the ball in the air with guys who're 5foot7 ?
— R.Lukaku Bolingoli (@RomeluLukaku9) April 9, 2014
What Barcelona need is a striker who’s 6 foot 3.
Know any of them, Romelu?
Production Choice of the Week
African channel SuperSport
I am watching CL in an African TV zone – Supersport plays the CL theme tune continually for its 45 minute build up.
— Gabby Logan (@Gabby_Logan) April 9, 2014
Self-Promotion of the Week
Manish Bhasin, The Football League Show
FA have rejected Hull City's proposal to change their name. What next for Mr Alllam? #hcafc
— Manish Bhasin (@_manishbhasin) April 9, 2014
Oi, Manish! Stay away from the Premier League!
It’s not yours.
Condemnation of the Week
Gary Taylor-Fletcher, Leicester City
Worst customer service & refund policy ever at @NeilAndBarker would not recommend buying anything from there.
— Gary Taylor-Fletcher (@GTF_12) April 9, 2014
Sincere Apology of the Week
Neil & Barker Jewellers, to Gary Taylor-Fletcher, Leicester City
@GTF_12
Hi Gary, Sorry that you have felt like this within the store today and offer my apologies!
Kind Regards,
Becky.
— Neil & Barker (@NeilAndBarker) April 9, 2014
Mid-’90s Panini Stickers Nostalgia of the Week
Stan Collymore, talkSPORT
Hirst
Sharpe
Daley
Jones
Wright
Wark
Flowers
Sherwood
Brightwell?
Sutton
Segers
Pearce?
Bradshaw?
Durie
Hillier
Charles
Richie
Salako
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) April 10, 2014
Sinton
Kernaghan
Strachan
Beardsley
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) April 10, 2014
Jolly Jape of the Week
Gary McSheffrey, Scunthorpe United
Good banter when your walking round looking for a shop that closed a month ago!
— Gary McSheffrey (@sheebagee) April 10, 2014
Addict of the Week
George Lineker, son of Gary
@Coral can you bet on masterchef?
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) April 10, 2014
Impending Insight of the Week
Martin Keown, ex-Arsenal and Everton, now Daily Mail
Tackle Keown at 12.30, the title race Jose and his strikers, Everton v Arsenal and the Champions League @MailSport Use #TackleKeown
— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 3, 2014
Tackle Keown again today. Why can't English teams deal with Arjen Robben? Arsenal Wigan this week, Liverpool v City. #tacklekeown
— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 10, 2014
Tackle Keown again at 12.30. Get your questions in, Jose and his strikers, the Champions League, Everton v Arsenal and the title race.
— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 3, 2014
Keep getting your questions in. Mourinho in Europe, Rooney's Bayern flop. Anything else. #tacklekeown
— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 10, 2014
Do you think that’s him writing it?
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!