Tweets of the Week: Lukaku to Barcelona, ’90s nostalgia & more!

Including contributions from Romelu Lukaku, Stan Collymore, Gary Taylor-Fletcher and Manish Bhasin.

Romelu Lukaku, provider of one of our Tweets of the Week
Lukaku… Barca-bound? (Image: Harald Bischoff)

Romelu Lukaku to Barcelona? Gary Taylor-Fletcher jewellers row? Sounds like Tweets of the Week to me.

Oh, look…

Solution of the Week

Romelu Lukaku, Everton (on loan from Chelsea)

Why is barca crossing the ball in the air with guys who're 5foot7 ?

— R.Lukaku Bolingoli (@RomeluLukaku9) April 9, 2014

What Barcelona need is a striker who’s 6 foot 3.

Know any of them, Romelu?

Production Choice of the Week

African channel SuperSport

I am watching CL in an African TV zone – Supersport plays the CL theme tune continually for its 45 minute build up.

— Gabby Logan (@Gabby_Logan) April 9, 2014

Self-Promotion of the Week

Manish Bhasin, The Football League Show

FA have rejected Hull City's proposal to change their name. What next for Mr Alllam? #hcafc

— Manish Bhasin (@_manishbhasin) April 9, 2014

Oi, Manish! Stay away from the Premier League!

It’s not yours.

Condemnation of the Week

Gary Taylor-Fletcher, Leicester City

Worst customer service & refund policy ever at @NeilAndBarker would not recommend buying anything from there.

— Gary Taylor-Fletcher (@GTF_12) April 9, 2014

Sincere Apology of the Week

Neil & Barker Jewellers, to Gary Taylor-Fletcher, Leicester City

@GTF_12 Hi Gary, Sorry that you have felt like this within the store today and offer my apologies! Kind Regards, Becky.

— Neil & Barker (@NeilAndBarker) April 9, 2014

Mid-’90s Panini Stickers Nostalgia of the Week

Stan Collymore, talkSPORT

Hirst Sharpe Daley Jones Wright Wark Flowers Sherwood Brightwell? Sutton Segers Pearce? Bradshaw? Durie Hillier Charles Richie Salako

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) April 10, 2014

Sinton Kernaghan Strachan Beardsley

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) April 10, 2014

Jolly Jape of the Week

Gary McSheffrey, Scunthorpe United

Good banter when your walking round looking for a shop that closed a month ago!

— Gary McSheffrey (@sheebagee) April 10, 2014

Addict of the Week

George Lineker, son of Gary

@Coral can you bet on masterchef?

— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) April 10, 2014

Impending Insight of the Week

Martin Keown, ex-Arsenal and Everton, now Daily Mail

Tackle Keown at 12.30, the title race Jose and his strikers, Everton v Arsenal and the Champions League @MailSport Use #TackleKeown

— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 3, 2014

Tackle Keown again today. Why can't English teams deal with Arjen Robben? Arsenal Wigan this week, Liverpool v City. #tacklekeown

— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 10, 2014

Tackle Keown again at 12.30. Get your questions in, Jose and his strikers, the Champions League, Everton v Arsenal and the title race.

— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 3, 2014

Keep getting your questions in. Mourinho in Europe, Rooney's Bayern flop. Anything else. #tacklekeown

— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) April 10, 2014

Do you think that’s him writing it?

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!