Joe Hart mistakes! Zaha denial! Lukaku impact! Much more besides! Is it our Tweets of the Week? You bet your sweet posterior it is…
Optimism of the Week
Manchester City
90. In the first of 3 additional minutes. City have created some good chances in the closing stages and on another day might have nicked it!
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) October 2, 2013
Hmm.
“On One Hand…On the Other Hand” of the Week
Shaka Hislop, ex-Newcastle United, Portsmouth, Reading and West Ham United goalkeeper
On Hart: Not the first time I've seen a top class keeper beaten at his near post, first time I've seen it happen twice in 1 game tho.
— Shaka Hislop (@ShakaHislop) October 2, 2013
Photoshopping of the Week
Can't stop laughing at this! pic.twitter.com/ytnyBLshbo
— Lawrence Vigouroux (@LawrenceV93) October 1, 2013
Not everyone saw the funny side…
@LawrenceV93 How are Liverpool ahead of us…?
— (@MightyTottenham) October 1, 2013
Now now, Mighty Tottenham, it’s just a bit of fun.
Unlikely Everton Fan of the Week
Riddick Bowe, boxer
I have had the dream. 1-0 Everton lukaku in 2nd half. #COYB Big. Daddy. Bowe.
— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) September 30, 2013
A perfect half everton have they done my song at gwladys end? tweet me some pics blues #efc #COYB
— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) September 30, 2013
I can't even see moyes from up here. Where the hell is he? #efc
— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) September 30, 2013
Apparently he got it from this chap…
He scores when he wants he scores when he wants oh Romelu Lukaku he scores when he wants! Anyone know who the only unbeaten prem team is?
— Tony Bellew (@TonyBellew) September 30, 2013
Interesting Fact of the Week
Rory Delap can throw a ball 50 metres, but Romelu Lukaku can throw Rory Delap 100 metres. #LukakuFacts
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 30, 2013
Delegating of the Week
Adebayo Akinfenwa, Gillingham
“@SportHumour: Imagine Lukaku and @daRealAkinfenwa both up front!”I will let him do all the running round lol
— daRealAAkinfenwa (@daRealAkinfenwa) September 30, 2013
Insight of the Week
Jamie Carragher, Sky Sports
Can Romelu Lukaku fire Everton into the Champions League? You never know, says Jamie Carragher: http://t.co/fwi8YRVHlx #MNF
— Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) September 30, 2013
Thanks, Jamie.
Entrance of the Week
Steve McClaren, new Derby County manager
Steve McClaren arrives ahead of his Derby County interview. #ChimChimney pic.twitter.com/u7V9fsw6oR
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 30, 2013
Volunteer of the Week
Ross McCormack, Leeds United
Khan to get 6m for fighting mayweather… Id be all over that for 30 seconds of pain n a broke jaw!
— Ross McCormack (@Rossmccormack44) October 2, 2013
Can we get this organised?
Parody Account of the Week
Evil Kagawa
Each day I ask Zaha, "Is Kagawa Chinese or Japanese?" What ever answer he pick, I say RACIST!!! He cry each time. Nobody see him now, 9 DAY!
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) October 1, 2013
Unwavering Support of the Week
This Cork City fan
The best LOI fan? #CorkCity #OneFan #OnHisOwn #SligoRovers (@CorkCityFC players clap him too) ..Class @TheLOIBLOG pic.twitter.com/rgO3SXG6Ym
— Stephen Healy (@stephenhealy87) September 30, 2013
Crack Head of the Week
Ikechi Anya, Watford
Why does @IkechiAnya keep dressing like a crack head??? pic.twitter.com/Q4Bxv5pXE5
— Troy Deeney (@T_Deeney) September 30, 2013
Receding Disorientation of the Week
Kenwyne Jones, Stoke City
Oh yeah today is Tuesday
— Kenwyne j Jones (@KJ9nes) October 1, 2013
Denial of the Week
Wilfred Zaha, Manchester United, on rumours that he’d been caught in bed with David Moyes’s daughter
Silly rumours #childish
— Wilfried Zaha (@wilfriedzaha) October 1, 2013
Accolade of the Week
Max Rushden, Soccer Saturday/talkSPORT
Boom! Made it RT “@JButton81: @maxrushden you are the most famous person I have ever seen in the Old street area before 8am on a Thursday”
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) October 3, 2013
Talking to Self of the Week
Ian Darke, ESPN
Most pundits say too risky to replace Hart for England. Probably right. But there is also a risk in playing a man so out of form, confidence
— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013
Mrs Darke: That’s nice, deary. Have you seen my keys anywhere?
It is asking a lot and maybe too much for another keeper to come in for two huge England games.
— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013
Mrs Darke: Okay. I’m just popping out to the shops, do you need anything?
Sure Roy Hodgson will stick with Hart for last two qualifiers. Percentage call Reminder – just 3 first choice English keepers in PL.
— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013
Mrs Darke: Don’t forget, the Tyldesleys are coming round for dinner. You’re not going anywhere, are you?
On way to Wigan v Maribor Europa League game live on BT Sport kick off 8.05. Can Latics claim first Euro win? Slovenians drew v Spurs 2012
— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013
Mrs Darke: Ian, we need to talk.
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!