Tweets of the Week: Joe Hart mistakes, Zaha denial, Lukaku impact and more!

Joe Hart mistakes! Zaha denial! Lukaku impact! Much more besides! Is it our Tweets of the Week? You bet your sweet posterior it is.

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“We love you Ci…er, I love you City, I do!” (Image: Twitter / Stephen Healy)

Joe Hart mistakes! Zaha denial! Lukaku impact! Much more besides! Is it our Tweets of the Week? You bet your sweet posterior it is…

Optimism of the Week

Manchester City

90. In the first of 3 additional minutes. City have created some good chances in the closing stages and on another day might have nicked it!

— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) October 2, 2013


“On One Hand…On the Other Hand” of the Week

Shaka Hislop, ex-Newcastle United, Portsmouth, Reading and West Ham United goalkeeper

On Hart: Not the first time I've seen a top class keeper beaten at his near post, first time I've seen it happen twice in 1 game tho.

— Shaka Hislop (@ShakaHislop) October 2, 2013

Photoshopping of the Week

Can't stop laughing at this! pic.twitter.com/ytnyBLshbo

— Lawrence Vigouroux (@LawrenceV93) October 1, 2013

Not everyone saw the funny side…

@LawrenceV93 How are Liverpool ahead of us…?

— (@MightyTottenham) October 1, 2013

Now now, Mighty Tottenham, it’s just a bit of fun.

Unlikely Everton Fan of the Week

Riddick Bowe, boxer

I have had the dream. 1-0 Everton lukaku in 2nd half. #COYB Big. Daddy. Bowe.

— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) September 30, 2013

A perfect half everton have they done my song at gwladys end? tweet me some pics blues #efc #COYB

— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) September 30, 2013

I can't even see moyes from up here. Where the hell is he? #efc

— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) September 30, 2013

Apparently he got it from this chap…

He scores when he wants he scores when he wants oh Romelu Lukaku he scores when he wants! Anyone know who the only unbeaten prem team is?

— Tony Bellew (@TonyBellew) September 30, 2013

Interesting Fact of the Week

Rory Delap can throw a ball 50 metres, but Romelu Lukaku can throw Rory Delap 100 metres. #LukakuFacts

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 30, 2013

Delegating of the Week

Adebayo Akinfenwa, Gillingham

@SportHumour: Imagine Lukaku and @daRealAkinfenwa both up front!”I will let him do all the running round lol

— daRealAAkinfenwa (@daRealAkinfenwa) September 30, 2013

Insight of the Week

Jamie Carragher, Sky Sports

Can Romelu Lukaku fire Everton into the Champions League? You never know, says Jamie Carragher: http://t.co/fwi8YRVHlx #MNF

— Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) September 30, 2013

Thanks, Jamie.

Entrance of the Week

Steve McClaren, new Derby County manager

Steve McClaren arrives ahead of his Derby County interview. #ChimChimney pic.twitter.com/u7V9fsw6oR

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 30, 2013

Volunteer of the Week

Ross McCormack, Leeds United

Khan to get 6m for fighting mayweather… Id be all over that for 30 seconds of pain n a broke jaw!

— Ross McCormack (@Rossmccormack44) October 2, 2013

Can we get this organised?

Parody Account of the Week

Evil Kagawa

Each day I ask Zaha, "Is Kagawa Chinese or Japanese?" What ever answer he pick, I say RACIST!!! He cry each time. Nobody see him now, 9 DAY!

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) October 1, 2013

Unwavering Support of the Week

This Cork City fan

The best LOI fan? #CorkCity #OneFan #OnHisOwn #SligoRovers (@CorkCityFC players clap him too) ..Class @TheLOIBLOG pic.twitter.com/rgO3SXG6Ym

— Stephen Healy (@stephenhealy87) September 30, 2013

Crack Head of the Week

Ikechi Anya, Watford

Why does @IkechiAnya keep dressing like a crack head??? pic.twitter.com/Q4Bxv5pXE5

— Troy Deeney (@T_Deeney) September 30, 2013

Receding Disorientation of the Week

Kenwyne Jones, Stoke City

Oh yeah today is Tuesday

— Kenwyne j Jones (@KJ9nes) October 1, 2013

Denial of the Week

Wilfred Zaha, Manchester United, on rumours that he’d been caught in bed with David Moyes’s daughter

Silly rumours #childish

— Wilfried Zaha (@wilfriedzaha) October 1, 2013

Accolade of the Week

Max Rushden, Soccer Saturday/talkSPORT

Boom! Made it RT “@JButton81: @maxrushden you are the most famous person I have ever seen in the Old street area before 8am on a Thursday”

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) October 3, 2013

Talking to Self of the Week

Ian Darke, ESPN

Most pundits say too risky to replace Hart for England. Probably right. But there is also a risk in playing a man so out of form, confidence

— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013

Mrs Darke: That’s nice, deary. Have you seen my keys anywhere?

It is asking a lot and maybe too much for another keeper to come in for two huge England games.

— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013

Mrs Darke: Okay. I’m just popping out to the shops, do you need anything?

Sure Roy Hodgson will stick with Hart for last two qualifiers. Percentage call Reminder – just 3 first choice English keepers in PL.

— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013

Mrs Darke: Don’t forget, the Tyldesleys are coming round for dinner. You’re not going anywhere, are you?

On way to Wigan v Maribor Europa League game live on BT Sport kick off 8.05. Can Latics claim first Euro win? Slovenians drew v Spurs 2012

— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) October 3, 2013

Mrs Darke: Ian, we need to talk.

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!