Tweets of the Week: FIFA 14 release, Suárez comeback, Vertonghen shorts pull and more!

Covering such topics as the release of FIFA 14, Suárez's comeback and the Vertonghen shorts pull.

FIFA 14 release celebrated by Charlton's Callum Harriott
FIFA 14… And a light snack (Image: Twitter / Callum Harriott)

FIFA 14 release! Suárez comeback! Vertonghen shorts pull! Other stuff! Could it be our Tweets of the Week?

Damn straight it’s our Tweets of the Week! Take it away, various football types!

Face-Off of the Week

Luis Suárez, Liverpool v Phil Jones, Manchester United

"Suarez and Jones smile for the camera!"… pic.twitter.com/VWMA2e1vRe

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 25, 2013

Poorly Expressed Diss of the Week

Uber Football Facts

Twitter is now 7 years old which means that no Arsenal fan has tweeted "we won a cup!"

— Uber Football Facts (@UberFotbalFacts) September 26, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… This will have been the case ever since Twitter’s inception.

In other words, Twitter turning 7 has not suddenly activated the possibility of no Arsenal supporter having tweeted about trophy success.

Recreation of the Week

Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT and David Ginola, ex-Newcastle United and Tottenham Hotspur

Ho was this – Jan Vertonghen pulling down the shorts of Villa's Nicklas Helenius pic.twitter.com/tYde2CLQ33 not a pen & red card last night?

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) September 25, 2013

Red card or round of applause for @DavidGinolaCeze after this Vertonghen-esque foul on @BroadcastMoose? pic.twitter.com/vEV76ebqQj

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) September 25, 2013

Drama Queen of the Week

Mike Parry, talkSPORT

I'm crying. I'm literally crying. I'm a grown man but I'm crying. Why did Everton's manager decide to take us out of the League Cup tonight?

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) September 25, 2013

Pleading Hashtag of the Week

Anthony Knockaert

Very happy to score a great goal like that and great result for us tonight … Thank you for your nice support ! #LCFC #DONTSELLKNOCKAERT

— Anthony Knockaert (@Aknockaert) September 24, 2013

“Too Late” of the Week

Live Breathe Futbol

Here's the cover of my book, with a prologue by the best of them all: Leo Messi pic.twitter.com/LCZmP9yjL4

— Sergio Aguero (@aguerosergiokun) September 25, 2013

@aguerosergiokun Can we design the cover?

— Live Breathe Futbol (@LBFutbol) September 25, 2013

Freebies of the Week

FIFA 14, as doled out to…

Gerard Deulofeu, Everton

Thanks @EASPORTSFIFA #FIFA14 Gracias @EASPORTSFIFA #FIFA14 pic.twitter.com/Q59fEgnH01

— Gerard Deulofeu (@gerardeulofeu) September 26, 2013

Adam Le Fondre, Reading

Gonna be a late one tonight!! Career mode calling!! #sorrybabe @XxMrsLeFondre pic.twitter.com/OSzNNSEWZt

— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) September 26, 2013

Dedryck Boyata, Manchester City

Je viens de recevoir mon Nouveau FiFa14.. C est reparti pour les demolitions en ligne..

— DeddyB4_Boyata (@Dedryck_Boyata) September 25, 2013

Adebayo Akinfenwa, Gillingham and John Ruddy, Norwich City

I just want to put out there dat @Johnruddy86 was scared to play me on #Fifa14 yesterday @EASPORTSFIFA @electronicarts #IJustSaying lmao

— daRealAAkinfenwa (@daRealAkinfenwa) September 26, 2013

@daRealAkinfenwa I refuse to play you until I get a #BMO t-shirt!!

— John Ruddy (@Johnruddy86) September 26, 2013

@Johnruddy86: @daRealAkinfenwa I refuse to play you until I get a #BMO t-shirt!!”lmao truss me one is on it's way

— daRealAAkinfenwa (@daRealAkinfenwa) September 26, 2013

Callum Harriott, Charlton Athletic

FIFA 14 #ready pic.twitter.com/CtrUL3IYgQ

— Callumharriott (@Cally_messi) September 25, 2013

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!