Collymore music rant! Club Brugge as Kraftwerk! Long queue for Shane! Is it Tweets of the Week? Darn tootin’.
Self-Contradiction of the Week
Stan Collymore, watching the Brit Awards
I love music, so any music is good music.
Except when its manufactured to solely make £. No artistic merit whatsoever is supermarket muzak.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 19, 2014
Really enjoyed One Dimension's speech on the Brits.
Inspiring.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 19, 2014
Observation of the Week
Gary Parkinson, Four Four Two
Phrases you thought you'd never write: Club Brugge's bench look like Kraftwerk pic.twitter.com/diMrLiDRl7
— Gary Parkinson (@GaryParkinson) February 18, 2014
Superlative of the Week
Robert Earnshaw, Toronto FC
Barcelona were sexual tonight.
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) February 18, 2014
Long Queue of the Week
Shane Long, Hull City
Wowzers! Big turnout today for that signing session, sorry to those who didnt get in lads! Get ya next time
— shane long (@Shanelong009) February 20, 2014
Long queue! Geddit? Oh, we slay us.
Loyal Followers of the Week
Those of Gary Neville, former Manchester United and England defender, current Sky Sports darling
Their is no beautiful way to beat the very best teams that have that bit more than you! It has to be ugly! Arsenal were that in Dortmund!
— Gary Neville (@GNev2) February 19, 2014
@GNev2, I declare that you intended to have said “[There] is no beautiful” instead. ‘Their’ belongs to ‘them’.
— Your Grammar Police! (@Your_Grammar) February 19, 2014
@GNev2 You know plenty about winning while being ugly, mate.
— Beez (@Beez_says) February 19, 2014
Imminent Bankruptcy of the Week
This guy, who posted this back in December and might have been alarmed to see it resurface this week
Manchester United WILL finish above Liverpool this season
To show you how confident I am
I will give everyone that RT's £10 if I'm wrong.
— Sir Alex Stand (@SirAlexStand) December 23, 2013
Service of the Week
Sky Sports
Would like to thank Sky Sports for their detailed match updates tonight. pic.twitter.com/76jMZLds0C
— Bantams Banter (@bantamsbanter) February 18, 2014
Public Meltdown of the Week
Pascal Chimbonda, Carlisle United
Life sometime is stranger wen you see you put someone up to the top and after you been put really down by this same person you can only be
— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) February 20, 2014
More stronger in life.I really thx this person to make me realise it av more important things in life than a shit wasting time relationship.
— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) February 20, 2014
4 years feeling like you inside a prison someone like me don't deserve this I am really happy to be out and feeling free thx God #truestory
— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) February 20, 2014
sometimes you need to know to get rid of peoples and things to get ahead in life
— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) February 20, 2014
Man hurt is not dead karma always come back
— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) February 20, 2014
We can’t imagine why she left him.
Anyway, those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!