Missed England v Scotland? Fear not – we saved a few tweets from it!
And some other gems, such as this first one…
Retirement of the Week
Louis Saha’s
#tryit&tellme Take a tomato and put sugar on it. Taste it if you never tried. It taste like strawberry.
— louis saha (@louissaha08) August 15, 2013
Returning Hero of the Week
Rickie Lambert, Southampton and England
PHOTO: #England goalscorer Rickie Lambert gets a warm welcome back to Staplewood from Kelvin Davis. #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/79pGsNPV9Z
— Southampton FC (@SouthamptonFC) August 15, 2013
PHOTO: Adam Lallana embraces teammate Lambert ahead of this morning's training session. #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/kEui5n7bYx
— Southampton FC (@SouthamptonFC) August 15, 2013
Prescient Yet Invalid Hashtag of the Week
Dean Ashton, ex-Crewe Alexandra, Norwich City and West Ham United
#eng3-2scot My hash tag from earlier!!! I thankyou!!
— Dean Ashton (@Dean36ashton10) August 14, 2013
Incredulity of the Week
Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers
Welbeck MOTM. What has Townsend been smoking?
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) August 14, 2013
Football Burp says… Quite possibly the same thing that Richard Keys was smoking…
West Germany 3 Scotland 2. A very ordinary game full of ordinary players.
— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) August 14, 2013
Slang of the Week
Kyle Hutton, Rangers
Naisys barnet is the honk! #milkybarkid
— Kyle Hutton (@Hutts_1) August 14, 2013
Talking Point of the Week
The hairline of Leigh Griffiths, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Scotland
“@Andrew10dog: Just shave it fella pic.twitter.com/ktY4hEPNEX” Like a young @croft7
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) August 14, 2013
“@darrenbyfield: Oh wow gervino and his five head leaves the country and now we have this #MrBurns pic.twitter.com/sONBVidQEl” Must be 47!
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) August 14, 2013
“@cotterill_david: Officially the worst hairline I've ever seen!!! What are u doing get it shaved pal!! #EngvSco pic.twitter.com/zmlxoPmRFa”lol
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) August 14, 2013
Didn't know you were Scottish @Rosskillock_94 pic.twitter.com/oK2CYQn0R3
— charlie taylor (@charlietaylor09) August 14, 2013
Planning Application Meeting of the Week
Plymouth Argyle
Amanda Sutherland warned by the chair for another interjection from the floor. Next one will be her last. #pafc
— Plymouth Argyle FC (@Only1Argyle) August 15, 2013
Needs Something to Do of the Week
Nile Ranger, ex-Newcastle United
Loooool me on celebrity BIG BRO… Hahahahaha
— Nile ranger (@NilePowerRanger) August 15, 2013
Closet Graphic Design Artist of the Week
Andreas Weimann, Aston Villa
— Andreas Weimann (@andiweimann) August 15, 2013
Caption Competition of the Week
Mario Balotelli meets the Pope
Grazie PapaFrancesco.Grazie di cuore per quei5minuti.Thanks PopeFrancesco.Thanks with all my heart for those5minutes pic.twitter.com/ecXoPQ06vF
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) August 14, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!