Football Burp takes you back over the week via the cherished medium of What Footballers Have Been Writing on Twitter…
Hello of the Week…
Demba Ba, Newcastle United
Hello
— Demba Ba (@dembabafoot) December 27, 2012
Sole Reply to Hello of the Week of the Week…
This guy
@dembabafoot Hi Demba
— Steve Gardner (@SteveGardnerITV) December 27, 2012
Biting Satire of the Week…
Robbie Savage, eminent pundit
Looking forward to utd v Newcastle , think they should use a balloon as the match ball as that won’t harm anyone !! Lol
— Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) December 24, 2012
Cliché Use of the Week…
Tony Fernandes, Queens Park Rangers chairman
Its a long long road for us. But its not over till its over.
— Tony Fernandes (@tonyfernandes) December 26, 2012
Well-Spent Christmas of the Week…
David Weir, ex-Hearts, Everton and Rangers
Thank god for apple support …. What a service. Only phoned them 8 times today…
— Davidgweir (@davidgweir) December 25, 2012
Breakfasts of the Week…
Julian Dicks and Neil Ruddock, ex-West Ham United and Liverpool
Boxing day breakfastturkey & stuffing toasty, KX energy drink and a bottle of Barolo.
— Julian Dicks (@JULIAN3DICKS) December 26, 2012
Turkey for breakfast !! Surely Not Mum..
— Neil Ruddock (@RealRazor) December 26, 2012
Mr Blobby Teapot of the Week…
Ruud van Nistelrooy, ex-Manchester United
With @royvanzoggel and @ronnistelrooy! twitter.com/RvN1776/status…
— Ruud van Nistelrooy (@RvN1776) December 26, 2012
Breath-Takingly Original Lineker-Bash of the Week…
This guy
@garylineker lol did u give them walkers crisps?
— a.khan (@dahuggasystem) December 24, 2012
“You Made That?” of the Week…
Wish somebody had told me that Xmas when your a Dad means being a toy builder. It’s hard graft. 1 horse down. 1 to go. twitter.com/pauldalglish/s…
— Paul Dalglish (@pauldalglish) December 24, 2012
Out-of-Context LOL of the Week…
Dean Cox, Leyton Orient
Notts county lol
— dean cox (@dean_7cox) December 25, 2012
Possible FA Sanction of the Week…
I’m really pleased the world didn’t come to end 21st Dec because apart from a few poor referees its actually a very nice place to live. dg
— David Gold (@DavidGoldWHU) December 25, 2012
Attempted “Torres Has Scored” Lead-In That Seems to Completely Disregard How Regularly Juan Mata Has Been Scoring Himself of Late of the Week…
Match of the Day
A spaniard scores for Chelsea at Norwich…it’s Juan Mata who gets the Goal with a cracking strike. Newcastle hit the bar at Old Trafford!
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) December 26, 2012
Poorly Constructed Critique of the Week…
This guy to Jonas Gutierrez, Newcastle United
@elgalgojonas your the worst player ave seen this season
— graeme a gore (@graemeg8) December 26, 2012
Thought for the Day of the Week…
Jernade Meade, Arsenal
Sunny days wouldn’t be special, if it wasn’t for rain,,, joy wouldn’t feel so good if it wasn’t for pain!
— Jernade Meade (@Jernade_R_Meade) December 26, 2012
Seinfeld Reference of the Week…
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
Training (warm down) done….stretching, weights session, swim then the dreaded ICE BATH…. #shrinkage !!
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) December 27, 2012
Yuppie of the Week…
Wayne Routledge, Swansea City
Would love a caramel latte right about now…
— Wayne Routledge (@WayneRoutledge) December 27, 2012
Old Photo of David Meyler of the Week…
Craig Gardner and Titus Bramble, Sunderland
Guess who twitter.com/CraigGards8/st…
— Craig Gardner (@CraigGards8) December 27, 2012
@19tmb @craiggards8 hahaha wow long time ago that
— DM (@DavidMeyler) December 27, 2012
“Have a Good Hard Look at Yourself” of the Week…
Wes Foderingham, Swindon Town
Justin Bieber is the man!
— Wes Foderingham (@wes_foderingham) December 27, 2012
Word of the Day of the Week…
David James, Bournemouth
#wordoftheday – HappenstanceA chance occurrenceMy new job promotion was due to pure happenstance, being stuck in a lift with MD
— David James djf (@jamosfoundation) December 27, 2012