This is a collection of ten “if Balotelli scores…” tweets, all cavalier promises made just before the out-of-favour Liverpool striker scored the winner against Spurs in the Premier League last night.
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When Mario Balotelli came on as a substitute for Daniel Sturridge in the 74th minute with the game tied at 2-2, many people seemed unsure of his ability to find the net.
So unsure, in fact, that they seemed willing to make various pledges of what they would do if indeed he were to score the winning goal.
Did these people follow through with their vows after the unexpected strike? In many cases, let’s hope not.
Check out this selection of “if Balotelli scores…” tweets, before his shock winner in Liverpool’s 3-2 win over Tottenham:
If Balotelli scores the winner I'll buy an Everton shirt. I'm that confident he won't #useless
— Adam (@AdamHodkinsonn) February 10, 2015
If balotelli scores i will slit my wrists.
— jack stabielli (@JackStabielli7) February 10, 2015
If Balotelli scores he will become my favorite player and I will get a "45" tattoo
— Harrison Goodhue (@capitanogoodhue) February 10, 2015
If Balotelli bangs the winner I will end it all
— Alf Brawn (@alfbrawn92) February 10, 2015
If balotelli scores, I promise to upload a video of me egging my mum
— Adrian Ma (@adyma310) February 10, 2015
if Mario balotelli scores today I will change my avi and Header to him
— Hazard Porn (@SoccerLife011) February 10, 2015
— Dean QUARTERPOUNDER (@DEAN_QUARTER) February 10, 2015
If Balotelli scores the winner I'll include BALO! In all my tweets for a week
— Jonny (@jonnymurphy23) February 10, 2015
If balotelli scores ill eat warm dog poo on camera
— Kid Curry (Kieran) (@Chana9MUFC) February 10, 2015
If he scores I'll follow him on Twitter #Balotelli
— Kauser Soze (@elninakauser) February 10, 2015