Allow Football Burp to take you back over the week via the cherished medium of funny football tweets…
Liverpool Fan of the Week
John Aldridge, ex-Liverpool
All goals shoulda been stopped and the ref decision not to give sturridge a foul before their 2nd goal baffled every1 but good luck Oldham
— John Aldridge (@Realaldo474) January 27, 2013
Dickov Ribbing of the Week
Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion
@rioferdy5 Nuisance of a striker to play WITH!
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) January 27, 2013
Time-Wasters of the Week
These England fans
Already hearing that some #eng fans are planning a road-trip to France to support Beckham at Paris St-Germain
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) January 31, 2013
Identity Crisis of the Week
Santi Cazorla, Arsenal
Who am I?? Quien soy yo?? ow.ly/i/1rjQC
— Santi Cazorla (@19SCazorla) January 29, 2013
Professional of the Week
Adam Le Fondre, Reading
I’m slowly falling in love with strawberry liquorice!! #yumyum
— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) January 29, 2013
“Don’t Hold Your Breath” of the Week
Steven Pienaar, Everton
Deadlineday is crazy hope we get some players in
— Steven Pienaar (@therealstevenpi) January 31, 2013
15 min left lets see if something special will happen
— Steven Pienaar (@therealstevenpi) January 31, 2013
Shock Outcome of the Week
Sammy Ameobi, Newcastle United
Even did a French v rest of the world in training this morning…we smashed them 5-0 #thatsawkward
— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) January 31, 2013
Style Guru of the Week
Jody Morris, Bristol City
That wind was having a right go at moving Brad Jones hair…that amount of Gel wasn’t having it though… #FirmHold
— jody morris (@morriskid) January 27, 2013
Style Guru of the Week II
Alan Hutton, Real Mallorca (on loan from Aston Villa), as observed by Noel Hunt, Reading
Wow did Hutton forget to take his Flight Pillow off for the interview or does he think Mallorca is in the North Pole! twitter.com/boyhunt/status…
— Noel hunt (@boyhunt) January 29, 2013
Twitter Comeback of the Week
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
Balotelli has agreed to join AC Milan subject to a medical tomorrow. Intrigued to know what they’ll find in his head
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) January 29, 2013
Science Buff of the Week
John Lundstram, Everton
I’m into Brian Cox more than David Attenborough yeno he’s a sick man!!
— John Lundstram (@JohnLunny33) January 27, 2013
Conflicting Opinions of the Week
Richard Keys, talkSPORT and Carlos Cuellar, Sunderland
Is it me or is Top Gear getting a little bit too silly?
— Richard Keys (@tSKeysandGray) January 27, 2013
#topgear ha ha it is so funny
— Carlos Cuellar (@Cuellar24) January 27, 2013
“Eh?” of the Week
Robert Earnshaw, Cardiff City
Show me who you really are so I know where to put you.
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 29, 2013
FIFA Drama of the Week
Brad Smith, Liverpool
Wow bullied in 90th min by @nathanquirk twitter.com/bradsmith_94/s…
— brad smith (@bradsmith_94) January 29, 2013
Oddly Successful Fisherman of the Day
Devante Cole, Manchester City
Got your girl on my line world on my line
— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) January 29, 2013
Scouse Slang of the Week
Phil Neville, Everton
@tim_cahill @duncanross10geg out mate ur not involved pal get back to ur pre season
— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) January 29, 2013
Ongoing Series of the Week
Rodney Marsh, ex-Manchester City, Queens Park Rangers and Fulham
Unappreciated people No 43: The man who videotaped the first man on the moon climbing down the space ship ladder.
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 30, 2013
Fashionistas of the Week
Franny Lee and Mike Summerbee, ex-Manchester City
I’ve given my profile a facelift… See what you think Fleeps!
— Franny Lee (@FrannyLee7) January 30, 2013
Some mixed responses to my shirts on my new pics! They are handmade by world famous shirt maker, Mike Summerbee!
— Franny Lee (@FrannyLee7) January 30, 2013
Command of the Week
Andre Wisdom, Liverpool
To many internet gangstas, see me on road n tell me wagwarn!
— andre wisdom (@andrewisdom47x) January 31, 2013
Transfer Rumour of the Week
Bob Mortimer
#TransferDeadlineDayJohn Humphries to sign for Boro “if he starts me I’ll finish”
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) January 31, 2013
Frank Bruno Encounter of the Week
Steve Walsh, ex-Leicester City and Wigan Athletic
Knocked big Frank sparko Sat night!!! twitter.com/SteveWalsh5/st…
— Steve Walsh (@SteveWalsh5) January 31, 2013
Optimist of the Week
Billy Sharp, Nottingham Forest (on loan from Southampton)
Could this be the score. Ha ha twitter.com/billysharp10/s…
— billy sharp (@billysharp10) January 30, 2013
Shower Man of the Week
Luke Dobie, Bristol City
Bath is the sickest most unusual place I’ve ever been too in my life.
— Luke Dobie (@LukeJDobie) January 30, 2013
Gross Scar of the Week
Sandro Raniere, Tottenham Hotspur
My stitches are out!! Lets go! twitter.com/sandroraniere/…
— Sandro Raniere (@sandroraniere) January 30, 2013