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Good Spot of the Week
Shane Blackett, ex-Dagenham and Redbridge, Luton Town and Peteborough United
Haha great commentary “Ryan Giggs tearing people apart since 1991 – defenders that is!”
— shane blackett (@shaneblackett) April 22, 2013
Vicarious Title Winner of the Week
Brian Greenhoff, ex-Manchester United
Come on you bitter blues ,you gave me stick last year , lets hear from you now. TWATS.
— Brian Greenhoff (@hoffgreen) April 22, 2013
Graciousness of the Week
Franny Lee, ex-Manchester City
Got a send off on the way out of the Indian. “3-0 at HT, not bad eh Franny?!”. My response “Congratulations thoroughly deserved!” #pleb
— Franny Lee (@FrannyLee7) April 22, 2013
“Ooh Er” of the Week
Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic
Surely Fergie has to give Mike Phelan a run out…??
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 22, 2013
“Get warm Mike,you’re coming on for the Jap”
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 22, 2013
Perspective of the Week
Vincent Kompany, Manchester City
Bayern 4 – 0 Barça. Congrats if you’ve put your money on that.
— Vincent Kompany (@VincentKompany) April 23, 2013
Arf! of the Week
John Oster, Barnet
Barca have been MULLERED
— John Oster (@johnnyost) April 23, 2013
“Well, Duh” of the Week
Conor McLaughlin, Fleetwood Town
Not many teams hammer barca like this
— Conor McLaughlin (@ConorMcL3) April 23, 2013
Rock Around the Klopp of the Week
Barry Glendenning, The Guardian
Considering how raucously journalists laugh at manager’s ‘jokes’ when they’re not funny, Klopp must be feeling like Chris Rock about now
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) April 24, 2013
Suggestion of the Week
Gaizka Mendieta, ex-Barcelona and Middlesbrough
Como olvidar esta terrible semana de #UCL?…mira aquí!How to forget about this terrible #UCL week?…look at here! twitter.com/GaizkaMendieta…
— Gaizka Mendieta (@GaizkaMendieta6) April 24, 2013
Suggestion of the Week II
Alexi Lalas, ex-USA
.@piersmorgan should look at Arsenal the way I look at Guns N’ Roses: It’ll never be the same, enjoy it for what it’s become or move on.
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) April 22, 2013
Sob Story of the Week
Aron Gunnarsson, Cardiff City
You know you are single when u havnt been somewhere nice for diner on your birthday and are going to bed at this time on ur own
— Aron Gunnarsson (@AronGunnarsson1) April 22, 2013
Rhyming Slang of the Week
Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic
How large is this guy??… He gets sent off after 5,then sits on the Dame Judi with Beats on,tweeting #chocolate twitter.com/johnnie_jackso…
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) April 22, 2013
Rhyming Slang of the Week II
Aden Flint, Swindon Town
I’ve just got back in the gaff…..had to go for a walk after the 1st half get some fresh air. Lost my melon after RVP’s buddy holly
— Aden Flint (@AFlint4) April 22, 2013
Social Services Case of the Week
Roman Michael-Percil, Tottenham Hotspur
Just got my baby cleaned, shining in the sunshine
— Roman Michael-Percil (@RMPercil) April 24, 2013
Morning Wood of the Week
Neil Lennon, Celtic manager
Great feeling waking up today..
— Neil Lennon (@OfficialNeil) April 22, 2013
Diarist of the Week
Jan Aage Fjortoft, ex-Middlesbrough, Sheffield United and Swindon Town
New German Taxi-driver today. 93 years. Lovely, short lady. Couldn’t drive. But hey, I am a patient man. Not
— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) April 22, 2013
Diarist of the Week II
Alex Butler, Aston Villa masseur
Only on the drive home would I nearly crash watching a fight between prostitutes and punters on the hagley road
— Alex Butler (@bigal2881) April 23, 2013
Ruthless Efficiency of the Week
Ben George, Walsall
Cutting off the people who bring drama to my life has been the best thing I’ve ever done!
— Ben George (@BennGx) April 22, 2013
Eh? of the Week
Robert Earnshaw, Toronto FC
Big respect to Ryan Giggs.The greatest welsh player ever.Putting on a Clinic since 1991. #oldschool
— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) April 23, 2013
Investigative Journalism of the Week
Jan Aage Fjortoft
Me: Did you put the Götze-story in the paper?Dortmund-boss Watzke: No! But I know who didMe: Who?He: Just look for who had a motiv
— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) April 24, 2013
Me: Will you join Bayern Munich this summer?Lewandowski: I don’t want to comment on that one
— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) April 24, 2013
Tapping Up of the Week
Rohan Ricketts, ex-Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur, and Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea
@morriskid Hey lad, you interested in playing abroad next year?
— Rohan Ricketts (@RohanRicketts) April 23, 2013
@rohanricketts always listening lad
— jody morris (@morriskid) April 23, 2013
@morriskid Follow me so I can let ya know the possibility.
— Rohan Ricketts (@RohanRicketts) April 23, 2013
Dawning Realisation of the Week
George Lineker, son of Gary
Religion….what a load of bollocks
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) April 25, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!