John Terry Tweets of the Week
Peter Ramage, Crystal Palace
Seriously JT just doesn’t help himself! What a melt putting his kit on, just lift it in ur suit u douche.
— Peter Ramage (@peterramage83) May 15, 2013
Jordan Ball, Doncaster Rovers
John Terry must be going down as the ultimate full kit wanker
— Jordan Ball (@JordanBall1209) May 15, 2013
Stan Collymore, talkSPORT
I don’t mind the full kit,he’s ben involved during the season,but why shin pads?Hahaha.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) May 15, 2013
Alex Macdonald, Burton Albion (on loan from Burnley)
Boast of the Week
Dean Cox, Leyton Orient
My Half way line goal was better than becks
— dean cox (@dean_7cox) May 16, 2013
Judge for yourselves…
Rapid Aging of the Week
Marouane Fellaini, Everton
My new look ;-). Thanks for your support. Felly twitter.com/fellainiM/stat…
— Marouane Fellaini (@fellainiM) May 16, 2013
Mathematical Certainty of the Week
Next award goes to top goalscorer. I think there is only going to be one winner!
— Swansea City FC (@SwansOfficial) May 16, 2013
Rhyming Slang of the Week
Myles Storey, Swindon Town
Tattoo is at that sylvan ebanks flake stage #scabby
— Miles Storey (@m_storey32) May 14, 2013
and James Best
@m_storey32 that’s the worst when it gets all #ScabbyAgbonlahor
— James Best (@bestie81) May 14, 2013
Harris-ment of the Week
Ashley Harris, Portsmouth
These are the messages I get after I beat people on FIFA #harsh #haters #imtoogood twitter.com/AshleyHarris09…
— Ashley Harris (@AshleyHarris09) May 14, 2013
Too Late of the Week
Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
How funny would it be if Moyes went City instead?
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) May 14, 2013
Wuh? of the Week
Paul Corry, Tranmere Rovers (on loan from Sheffield Wednesday)
Da bleeedin hack o sum de yung ones in dat place last nyt! scarlih for dem. sort yizzer lives out #dzzzzopppppeeeesssss
— Paul Corry (@paul_corry) May 14, 2013
Grand Slam of the Week
Myles Weston, Gillingham
Jacket potato,beans, cheese and tuna!!!
— Westy (@mylesweston) May 14, 2013
“You Don’t Know How Right You Are” of the Week
Guillem Balague, Revista de la Liga
I’m officially a coach now (and more badgets this summer). I can talk rubbish now with a coaching title twitter.com/GuillemBalague…
— Guillem Balague (@GuillemBalague) May 14, 2013
“Hey, He’s Actually Quite Funny! Oh No, He’s Ruined It” of the Week
David James, ex-England
“@georgegrlee: Another day the office today. But things are moving alot faster than before. #snowballeffect”Do you work on a train?
— David James (@jamosfoundation) May 14, 2013
@jamosfoundation hahahaha you’re always on the ball! (Pun intended)
— George Lee (@GeorgeGRLee) May 14, 2013
@georgegrlee ha! Ha! I like that!
— David James (@jamosfoundation) May 14, 2013
Diplomacy of the Week
Jason McAteer, ex-Liverpool and Republic of Ireland
The southport job is very attractive an Charlie Clapham is a fantastic man but unfortunately it’s not for me at the min. @liverpool_nolan
— Jason MCATEER (@MCATEER4) May 14, 2013
Reply of the Week
Sandra Wood
@mcateer4 @liverpool_nolan Going for the #ManCity job then Jason?
— Sandra Wood (@keaneswoody81) May 14, 2013
Botched Poser of the Week
Micky Quinn, talkSPORT
Brendan Rodgers said 3 people would let him down this season,and he put there names in an envelope,which one player let you down at yourclub
— mick quinn (@mickquinn1089) May 14, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Your spelling let me down.
Tweets: they’re no use if there are homophonic confusions within their texts.
Wigan/Eurovision Tweet of the Week
Max Rushden, Soccer AM
Gutted for Wigan but this Serbian Eurovision entry has made everything ok #wigan #eurovision
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) May 14, 2013
Presumably Not Literally of the Week
Jordan Willis, Coventry City
Just here cutting shapes in my slippers
— Jordan Willis (@JordanWillis94) May 14, 2013
Typing in Goalie Gloves of the Week
Jason Brown, Ipswich Town
Tweeps dose anyone know if you design anything and people place orders do they manufactur and sale? If so wbo gets the dough? #apprentice
— Jason Brown(@greathover32) May 15, 2013
Lad of the Week
Marvin Barley, Burnley
Going to eat my strawberries and watch question time! #ImTheCoolestManYouKnow
— Marvin Bartley (@dothebartman1) May 16, 2013
“I’m Sure He’ll Live With That of the Week”
Mike Parry, ex-talkSPORT
Say what you like about Beckham but: Great footballer, Gt Eng captain, Gt ambassador, Gt father, Gt role model, Gt guy, but – poor drinker
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) May 16, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!