As usual, Premier League clubs have come up with some decidedly wacky Christmas videos for us fans to enjoy, and if you can stand all the cheese then enjoy them you shall.

Arsenal’s “SoundČech”

Did you know Gunners goalkeeper Petr is a talented drummer? At least he’s a regular virtuoso compared to Alexis Sánchez on keyboard and Nacho Monreal on percussion…

Chelsea splash out on a reindeer

Belying their lowly status in the Premier League table, the reigning champions nevertheless managed to cajole some of their star players into a spot of Yuletide acting…

Everton’s Christmas message outtakes

Clocking in at longer than the original Christmas message video, these outtakes could be seen (with unseasonal unkindness) as a metaphor for the Toffees’ recent habit of undoing good attacking play with woeful defensive lapses…

Man City’s Bacary Sagna makes an apple crumble

Apparently he’d been boasting about his (Chrimbo) crumble, and now the French full-back has the video footage to prove it…

Sunderland legend Kevin Ball sings a Christmas carol

Badly. Entertainingly badly, in fact…

West Ham fans’ “12 Days of Christmas”

Featuring lyrics specially tailored towards Irons fandom, including the somewhat creative substitution of ‘Slaven’ in for ‘seven’…

West Brom poem

Baggies stars surprise some junior fans to the backdrop of a niftily altered rendition of “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas”, including amongst its highlights the rhyming of ‘vague’ with “a Gardner called Craig”…