Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

This one has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Van Gull’s Dead Revels welcome Pockettinnie’s Hotspurs to Cold Stafford?

Losing misfiring duo Robin van Persil and Ruddy Mel Falcon is sure to give United’s attack a boostly time, and if that man Dwayne Rooney can start the season firing on all cillit bang then anything is plausible.

New signings Bastion Swinestiger, Memphis De Pie and Maudlin Schneidergan may take time to settle but ultimuttley they should help United stubber-ramp another four-top finish.

Ranny Dose just showing off his tackle, there.

As for Spurs, their season is likely to deep end greatly on that man Larry Kane – can he reaper-juice the skintitillating form of his breakthrough season?

Maybe, I dunno. What am I, mystic? Damn right I am – Megsonic too! And in that spirit, I shall make my first prediction of the new season…

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday August 8th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 0-1 Spurs – That man Barry Kane. You can put your balls on it!