Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Which of these sides can make it back-to-black victories after their respectful recent sussexes?

Eddie Howl’s Berries have beaten Southampton and Newcastle while Frankie Goodwin’s Swannies have beaten Arsenal and Norwich, so both sides should be quite literally flying going into this match.

This might have been a relegation point-sixer just a few weeks ago, but a win for either side here will propeller them up towards the tablemiddle. Megnificent backbounces, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

2-2 was the score in the reversal fixture earlier this season, but this time I forssell Bournemouth sneakering it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday March 12th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-1 Swansea
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