Be nothing short of gobsmacked as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable form of punditry…
Gadzooks, that’s one titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Arsenal Wengo’s Goons host Hark Muse’s Potties?
Those crazy Goons will be pleased to welcome Leo Walcott back to the folder, and if they can get him dovedaling effectively with Sexist Alanchez and Sandy Carzola then anything is plausible.
I still expect them to finish in the four-tops, but is that enough for the Emirati faith fools? I’m not convicted.
Crouching Pete just slotting in this season’s correspondenting fixture, there.
Stoke will take plenty of enburridgement from that 3-2 win, although they look likely to be without the influenzal Bojo Kirklandic.
They’ve won at Man City, Spurs and Everton so far this season so they’ve got what it takes to silence those Emirati faith fools and claim another major scalpel on the road.
They won’t, though.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday January 11th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Stoke – Sanchez (2) and Alex Oxbox-Chamberlake for the homos, Wan Jolters for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!