The best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes as Chiellini gets it

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The Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes rolled in after this attack on Italy's Chiellini
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The best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes after Uruguay’s star striker appeared to bite Giorgio Chiellini during their final Group Stage clash at Brazil 2014.

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In one crazy moment, the controversial Liverpool player’s World Cup could be over and there is now talk of a lengthy ban from world football.

These are definitely the best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes after his Italian snack in Brazil.

Just like there are water breaks…maybe snack time to be introduced for Suarez

— RMadridGirl (@RMadridGirl) June 24, 2014

Luis Suarez’s dentist might be the bravest person in the world.

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) June 24, 2014

You've got to admire the appetite Suárez has for the game.

— Matt (@spidey_matt) June 24, 2014

Why can't Suarez distinguish between players and food

— ? (@JamzLdn) June 24, 2014

SUAREZ HAS JUST EATEN A WHOLE MAN ON THE PITCH. #yellowcard

— greg mchugh (@gregjmchugh) June 24, 2014

Suarez obviously hasn't got on with Brazilian food and fancied some Italian. #ITAURU

— yaya toure (@YayaToure_) June 24, 2014

Lol @ any journalist who wrote a Suarez redemption piece.

— Ally Moncrieff (@AllorNothingMag) June 24, 2014

"I'm in the mood for Italian," said Luis Suarez after the match, and his teammates laughed and exchanged slightly nervous glances

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) June 24, 2014

In fairness to Suarez, you can't blame him. Manager said he was ready for Eataly.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 24, 2014

Suarez's heatmap for todays game pic.twitter.com/62GTdiZzzi

— Callum (@Calfreezy) June 24, 2014

Sturridge likes his Chicken tirriaki but Suarez on the other hand likes his Meaty Italian.. ???? pic.twitter.com/aPI2ffh228

— Luke ?? (@LCFC_Luk3) June 24, 2014

Tactical Analysis: Here's Luis Suarez's heat map for the game today. pic.twitter.com/gMAcoUFXk0

— SundayLeagueHipster (@HipsterManager) June 24, 2014

How Suarez sees every opponent's jersey: pic.twitter.com/oPgEPL9n38

— DJ Gallo (@DJGalloEtc) June 24, 2014

I don't know what Chiellini is on about, he looks fine to me. #Suarez pic.twitter.com/ie40ibC42Q

— Arsene's Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) June 24, 2014

Give Suarez his due. Some guys are all bark…

— Jeremy Schaap (@JeremySchaap) June 24, 2014

Who the hell told Suarez it was Chewsday

— Keith Chegwin (@thekeithchegwin) June 24, 2014

All this Suarez talk is making me hungry

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) June 24, 2014

Suarez completes his 3-course meal with a Pasta Chiellini

— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) June 24, 2014

Surely it's about time we brought in jaw-line technology #suarez #WorldCup2014

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) June 24, 2014

All the proof I need. pic.twitter.com/rqIVc5V6Ye

— Red PierreEmilery (@redrobbery) June 24, 2014

Suarez right now.. pic.twitter.com/5iaADGGfC1

— World Cup Jokes (@WorldCupJokes) June 24, 2014

#Suarez is a great player but he's got to lay off the Italian food.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 24, 2014

Suarez the front runner for the Golden Tooth award at least

— Mark Ogden (@MOgdenTelegraph) June 24, 2014

Must be great to be an athlete like Suarez and just be able to eat anything you like without fear of gaining weight.

— jenniferlauren (@jenhasgreathair) June 24, 2014

OH: “Suarez couldn't resist the taste of an Italian sub.”

— Gary Whitta (@garywhitta) June 24, 2014

SUAREZ says he wants some CHILE next

— Tony T (@tonytouch09) June 24, 2014

Everybody judging Suarez like they've never bit somebody nearby on a whim then pretended to be injured.

— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) June 24, 2014

Suarez is already looking forward to meeting Germany in the knock-out rounds and tucking into a shoulder of Lahm. #BrazilNuts

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 24, 2014

Suarez gonna have to wear this for the rest of the World Cup pic.twitter.com/UqwX35RmDo

— World Star (@WorIdStarFunny) June 24, 2014

Note: Barcelona still intend to sign Luis Suarez this summer. They have taken special precautions for the player. pic.twitter.com/9lpFbCi4rJ

— barcastuff (@barcasstuff) June 24, 2014

Good job SUAREZ wasn't playing TURKEY.

— Tony T (@tonytouch09) June 24, 2014

"If you can't beat them, EAT THEM" -Luis Suarez

— M. (@MaeedaItIs) June 24, 2014

my dad just ran into my room, shouted 'suarez' and bit my leg thanks dad

— PLEASE MICHAEL (@MIKEYFT182) June 24, 2014

Come on people. It wasn't Suarez's fault. Chiellini was dressed really provocatively in shorts and was obviously asking for it.

— Khap Panchayat (@KhapPanchayat) June 24, 2014

"I've just found this in Luis Suarez's sticker collection" Cheers Geoff pic.twitter.com/iYLEzHrqAE

— Cheers Geoff (@Cheers_geoff) June 24, 2014

Just finishing my pregame meal Suarez style pic.twitter.com/vPHvQnczw8

— Tally Hall (@tallyhallGK) June 24, 2014

Lots of people are urging FIFA to throw the book at Luis Suarez. Hopefully it's this one. #BrazilNuts pic.twitter.com/7XYdD3KUaX

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 24, 2014

I asked Suarez for a photo… pic.twitter.com/PAHJVR0Yed

— jai brooks (@JaiBrooks1) June 24, 2014

I guess any part of the body is up for eating.

— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield) June 24, 2014

Maybe #Suarez had been told before the game that Chiellini had a chip on his shoulder.

— Dr Brian Ironwood (@DrBrianIronwood) June 24, 2014

I just downloaded the #Suarez career highlights video. Didn't take long as it was only 3 megabytes

— ☆ Adilson ☆ (@perrro2) June 24, 2014

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