😂🚽 "She said, Jesus Christ, I don't know if it's because she saw my bum."
Patrice Evra's toilet tales are what we live for…
— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) October 24, 2018
In this clip, former Man Utd and France defender Patrice Evra recounts what happened when he forgot to lock the door on a Virgin train toilet and someone walked in.
Berating the WC for its constant chatter, Evra says he was in a rush to pay his taxes and as such neglected to press the button that keeps the door shut.
Almost inevitably, someone walks in – but we’ll leave the more disgusting details to Evra himself.