https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/1055026569524273152
In this clip, former Man Utd and France defender Patrice Evra recounts what happened when he forgot to lock the door on a Virgin train toilet and someone walked in.
Berating the WC for its constant chatter, Evra says he was in a rush to pay his taxes and as such neglected to press the button that keeps the door shut.
Almost inevitably, someone walks in – but we’ll leave the more disgusting details to Evra himself.