TWSS! of the Week – Philippe Senderos

That's What She Said! of the Week - Philippe Senderos, Fulham
Senderos... Viol-ated

You may by now have seen Fulham defender Philippe Senderos making this rather unfortunate That’s What She Said! when asked about Queens Park Rangers midfielder Joey Barton…

They may laugh, but the Swiss defender could insult their mothers in six different languages if he wanted to. Still, That’s What She Said! – and here are some other classic TWSS!s for good measure…

“Ryan [Shawcross] felt something in his groin, so we pulled him off as soon as possible.” – Tony Pulis

“Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.” – Trevor Brooking

“Johnson has revelled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.” – Ron Atkinson

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.” – Stuart Pearce

“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.” – Metro commentator

“Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.” – David Pleat

“For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.” – David Pleat

“Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.” – David Pleat

What did she say? Have your say in the comments section below!