A custom-made Michael Owen tweet t-shirt has been custom designed and bought by a drunk man on the internet.

An obvious fan of one of the former England star’s most depressing tweets:

Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated.

— michael owen (@themichaelowen) October 5, 2013

Joel Downings woke up to this email after a big night:

So, I had a few beers last night. Woke up to an email informing me I've ordered some custom t-shirts and well, er… pic.twitter.com/aaQOlZ3Wvn

— Joel (@joeldownings) September 27, 2015