Barcelona star Luis Suárez is adamant that he had no choice but to nutmeg Paris Saint-Germain defender David Luiz on no less than 37 occasions during last night’s Champions League clash.
The Uruguayan was in supreme form during last night’s 3-1 win for the La Liga giants, scoring twice and spending the rest of the match knocking the ball back and forth between the legs of a hapless Luiz.
Compounding the Brazilian’s humiliation, microphones managed to pick up the sound of Luiz’s anguished grumbles, voiced by Kelsey Grammer, on each and every nutmeg.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Suárez insisted he had little option but to subject Luiz to such a merciless run-around.
He said: “It was just too funny not to do it.
“I had no choice.”
Luiz was unavailable for comment as he was busy stepping on a plethora of ill-positioned rakes somewhere or other.