Nigel Adkins sacked and replaced by (find out name of new Southampton manager)

Nigel Adkins sacked
St Mary’s faithful… (General mood) (Img: Colin Smith)

Today’s managerial madness has seen Nigel Adkins sacked by Southampton and replaced by (find out name of new Saints boss).

(Surname), (age), guided (team name) to a (league finish and/or cup) last season and is a keen proponent of (preferred style of play and/or political belief).

The news has (angered/delighted) the St Mary’s faithful, who saw their side battle back from two goals down to claim a point at Chelsea, why, just the other night.

Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, (name) said that (message/opinion).

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bloody lunatics, bet they’ve got someone like di matteo or mark hughes lined up, hang about didn’t hughes play for southampton towards the end of his career, i think he did you know, yeah it’s got to be him, maybe they’ll give him loads of money to spunk just like qpr did, ha ha hughes why didn’t he just stay at fulham, still can’t believe it you know, nigel adkins sacked, haven’t saints only lost a couple of their last 12 games or something like that, they got a great point at Chelsea the other night and they won at villa last weekend, yeah remember jay rodriguez’s dive, rickie lambert’s not a bad shout for the old fantasy football side you know, scores consistently and not too expensive, him and grant holt should be england’s front two i reckon, why not just go for it, that gaston ramirez looks a player too, shame we didn’t go for him, he’s just what we’re missing, come on google for crying out loud, what’s wrong with my internet today, how am i supposed to write a news story about southampton’s new manager if i can’t even find out the bloke’s name, i heard it on the radio just now but i’d never heard of him before in all my life, you’d have thought they’d lined up mourinho or that guardiola’s done a u-turn, glad they’re not running my club