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Football website slacks off over festive period

"So much has happened - there was that goal, and that guy who said that thing about the other guy."

These football satirists slept right through Anelka's controversial celebration
These football satirists slept right through Anelka’s controversial celebration

A satirical football website has been accused of slacking off badly during the hectic Christmas schedule, it has emerged.

The site, as yet unnamed, had at the time of writing failed to update its news section since Tottenham Hotspur dispensed of Andre Villas-Boas.

Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Brian, an avid satirical football website reader from Rotherham, deemed the lack of activity to be “unacceptable” in light of all the matches and incidents that demand spoofing at this traditionally fixture-dense time of year.

He said: “So much has happened over the last week or so that I can’t believe they’ve not bothered their jacksies to write about it all.

“There was that goal, you know, and that guy who said that thing about the other guy. I think he might have been Dutch.

“See, I’d have more details to furnish you with if that damned unnamed website had done what we, the taxpayers, are paying them to do.

“Probably.”

Happy new year from unnamed satirical football website! Join us in 2014 for regularly etched lampoonings of what various football figures have said and/or done.