Chelsea manager Antonio Conte has torn his hamstring kicking a water bottle after hearing about Álvaro Morata’s torn hamstring, we can confirm.
The Italian, notoriously emotional in his live reactions, incurred the injury while angrily booting the previously sedentary liquid container fifty feet into the air.
It is believed to have landed in David Luiz’s hair, where police are still searching for it.
While he may still take his place in the dugout on match days, Conte has been ruled out of passionate outbursts for at least six to eight weeks.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Conte confirmed the extent of the injury.
He said: “It really, really hurts.
“Like, really quite a lot. Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
“I’m still not going to pick Michy Batshuayi, you know.”