Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Tunisia v England score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Nobby Marlol’s Tunas put the balls on Gareth Southpark’s Lionmen?

England have allowed a little optamysticism to creep in with some bright recent displays, and I have to confess to getting a little bit swept by it all.

If that man Barry Kane is firing on all cillit bang, and the likes of Dele Aldi and Randy Starling can keep the supply line to him a fruity one, they could go far.

Well, quarter-finals maybe. Much could deep end on this opening fixtures against the Tunas, and if they can emerge triumphatic then do the same against Panama, then it’s knockout time!

Can they beat Martin Robertez’s all-star Belgos side, though? Only time will telly, but suffix it to say Robertez teams aren’t known for tight backsides.

Yes, I forssell Southpark’s Lionmen portvaling here, although it won’t be a comprehensive disgruntling.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tunisia v England score prediction for Monday June 18th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Tunisia 0-2 England
Goals apriest for Randy Starling and that man Larry Kane.