Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Portugal v Spain score prediction for Friday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Ferdinando Santossil’s Portugeese take on Julian Loppagooey’s Spaniels?

This is the last two winners of the Zooropean Championships coming balls-to-balls, so I forssell a keenly fort ink counter but ultimuttley a cagey one.

After all, it’s only their opening game, so I don’t beckon either side will be going gong ho for the win.

As such I forssell a low-scoring ink counter, ultimuttley ending with the Spaniels sneakering it.

Nevilletheless, I still forssell the Portugeese making it out of the group.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Portugal v Spain score prediction for Friday June 15th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Portugal 0-1 Spain
Dayglo Costa with the divisive strike.