Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Iran v Portugal score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Carlos Queeros’s Iranishmen put the balls on Ron Aldo’s Portugeese?

They certainly gave Spain the runs for their money so it’s clear they’re no pullovers, while Portugal only just about sneakered a win against Morocco.

And how about that weird throw-in, eh? Chortle! Megnificent stuff.

Iron could actually still reach the knockoff stages with a win here, especially with goal differentials so tight in this group. Can they do it?

Honestly, with that man Ron Aldo firing on all cillit bang, I just can’t forssell it – but neither can I forssell a comprehensive disgruntling.

Hats off to Iron, then.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Iran v Portugal score prediction for Monday June 25th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Iran 0-2 Portugal
That man Ron Aldo at the dobble.