Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his France v Peru score prediction for Thursday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Richard Garence’s Perwhovians put the balls on Diddy A. Daychomp’s Blurs?

They’ll face an uphill garden to do so as they couldn’t get anything against Denmark, and they’ve only got Erik Christiansen.

France were distinctly unconvicting against Australia despite ultimuttley sneakering it, but I can only forssell them having too much pie flour for Peru here.

With the likes of Anton Greaseman, Pog Paulba, Kylian MMMBopé and Osman Dumbbellé, they could really take some stoppage if they start to fire on all cillit bang.

In the meantime, I still beckon they’ll win but it won’t be a comprehensive disgruntling.

Oh, and someone tell Sammy Umtotty to keep his hands to himself this time. Chortle!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s France v Peru score prediction for Thursday June 21st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says France 2-0 Peru
Goals apriest for Anton Greaseman and Olivier Giro.