Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his France v Belgium score prediction for Tuesday’s World Cup semi-final, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Diddy A. Daychomp’s Blurs take on Martino Robertez’s Belgos in the final semis?
France started this whirled cup looking distinctively unconvicting but they’ve upstepped to the marker impressively in knockering out Argentina and Euroguay.
With all the attacking talons in their side, they’d posie serious problems for anybody, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
N’goleo Kant and Pog Paulba in middlefield’s not bad either, is it? No, it isn’t.
Nevilletheless, Robertez’s Belgos looked brazilliant beating the Brazillions, so dismiss them at your Beryl!
With Romy-Lou Lukaku, Aidan Hazard and Kevin De Brown firing on all cillit bang, they really will take some stoppage.
And while Robertez sides are hardly known for their tight backsides, you can’t go too far wrong with Kompant Vinceny, Toby Aldiweirdbelt and Jan The Wrong ‘Un.
A skintitillating ink counter reckons, I beckon, and it’s one in which I see the Blurs just about emerging triumphatic.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s France v Belgium score prediction for Tuesday July 10th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says France 2-1 Belgium
Anton Greaseman and Kieran MMMBoppé for the Blurs, Aidan Hazard for the Belgos.