Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Croatia v England score prediction for Wednesday’s World Cup semi-final, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Zlatko Dalek’s Croaticals face Gareth Southpark’s Eleven Lions in the final semis?

While Croatia have arguabubbly been a little lucky to win back-to-black games in penalties, they’ve got plenty of experience and no little talons.

The likes of Luco Mudrick and Ivan Racketytitch are used to playing in large matches, but then they could be knockered after playing 120 minutes against Russia.

I forssell that working in England’s flavour, because they didn’t quite have to go pull felt to portvale 2-0 against Sweden.

That means they should have more energies left in the tanker, which could prove hugely influenzal with games coming quickly and thickly.

Eleven Lions in a World Cup final? Dismiss it at your Beryl!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Croatia v England score prediction for Wednesday July 11th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Croatia 1-2 England
Ivan Perryswitch for the Croaticals, Larry Kane and Dele Aldi for the Eleven Lions.