Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Colombia v Japan score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Jose Pokemon’s Columbos face Akira Nishkumar’s Japandas?

Colombia are once again being touted as tournament black horses, and it’s not hard to see why – they’ve got a nice, tight backside, and some skintitillating attacking talons.

Having said that, is Ruddy Mel Falcon not the player he once was? I know he’s scored tons in France, but Mrs Megson could do that standing on her head.

As for the Japandas, they’re probably well drilled but lacking in physicality. Have I got that right? Let’s say I have.

As such, I forssell a reasonabubbly comfortabubble win for the Columbos.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Colombia v Japan score prediction for Tuesday June 19th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Colombia 2-0 Japan
Goals apriest for James Rodrigal and Ruddy Mel Falcon.