I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these third round Group Stage matches in Group E and Group F!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Wednesday 25th June

Bosnia and Herzegovina v Iran, 17:00

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! The Bosnichs may be out already but Iran can still book a shock face in the knock-up stages with a winning here – they were despotly unplucky against Argentina, so why not?

Because they can’t score, that’s why. I forssell them losing this one while trying to.

Mystic Megson says Bosnia and Herzegovina 1-0 Iran – Edwin Gecko, who else? You can put your balls on it!

Nigeria v Argentina, 17:00

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil – the Nigerions take on the Argers with qualifyingness for the knock-up stages quite literally in their own hands, and as achievements go that’s certainly one of them.

I beckon Pete Odemwingding and Sholo Ameobo would make for a pungent strike duo given the chants, but they’re not quite Messy.

Mystic Megson says Nigeria 0-3 Argentina – Messy Lionel at the bubble, Gonzo Highwayne with the other. You can rustle up a sumptuous three-course meal with that lot, lads!

Ecuador v France, 21:00

As tossils go, this one takes the titonicake – the Equators can successfulishly stubber-ramp their face in the knock-up stages with a winning, but Diddy A. Daychomp’s Francs have looked nothing if not imperial of late.

With the likes of Kiaran Ben Zimmer and Pol Potba firing on all cillit bang, I can only forssell one winning.

Mystic Megson says Ecuador 0-3 France – Ben Zimmer, Ollie Giro and good old Val Bueno with the goals in a convicting Francish diss play. You can knit a gorgeous sweater wi’ it!

Honduras v Switzerland, 21:00

It’s the titonic tossil that everyone’s been talking about, and it could conceivabubbly see the much-vaughaned Switz bow out at the first girdle.

They’ll be literally teething after their 5-0 disgruntling at the hands of France, mind, so I forssell them being suffixiently upfired to book their face in the knock-ups.

Mystic Megson says Honduras 0-2 Switzerland – goals apriest for Tranquil Barnet and Gokwan Inlier. You can flatten a florist with it!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for Wednesday 25th June. Place your balls, now!