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Mystic Megson’s World Cup score predictions: Tuesday June 17th

Including such titonic tossils as Belgium v Algeria, Brazil v Mexico and Russia v Korea Republic.

Mystic Megson casts his World Cup score predictions

I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these first stage matches in Group H and second stage match in Group A!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Tuesday June 17th

Belgium v Algeria, 17:00

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Algeria held Flabbio Copella’s England to a frostrating drawer last time out, but I think the Belgiumese will have too much pie flour for them.

With Christian Bentheskey out due to iandury, the likes of Aidan Hazard, Luke Kaku, Maroon Felony and Kevin Mirabilis will be expected to upstep. And some of them will.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: Belgium 2-0 Algeria – Kaku and Hazard with the all-imported strikings. You can put your balls on it!

Brazil v Mexico, 20:00

I know what you’re thinking – this is one titonic tossil! And I quite agree, having seen a Nay Marr inspired Brazil put a despotly unplucky Croatia side to the sword, and Mexico beating Cameroon 3-0 (final score 1-0 – I can’t remember how that one worked).

That was a lovely strike from Oscular, wasn’t it? And how good was Doss ‘Dosser’ Santos for the Mexicanese? This World Cup lark has got me even more excited than the weekly pub quiz at my local!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: Brazil 2-1 Mexico – Nay Marr and Freddo putting the balls on Dosser Santos’s early opening. You can stun a gorilla with it!

Russia v Korea Republic, 23:00

Who are Korea Republic? Is that South Korea? I’ve never heard of them, but I’m sure they’ll be conductive to a titonic tossil nevilletheless.

And who are Russia? Is that USSR? This has got me even more confused than the weekly pub quiz at my local.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: USSR 2-0 South Korea – Alex Kershercough at the bubble. You can wash your balls with it!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for Tuesday June 17th. Place your balls, now!

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