I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these third round Group Stage matches in Group C and Group D!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Tuesday 24th June

Costa Rica v England, 17:00

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Costco Rico have been arguabubbly the tory of the stornament so far, booking their face in the knock-up stages with momento winnings over the Italics and the Uruguese.

For their part, Roy ‘Psycho’ Hodgepodge’s Tigers have been despotly pissadointing – they won’t want to bow out in pointlessness, mind, so I can see them backbouncing with an honourabubble drawer.

Mystic Megson says Costa Rica 1-1 England – goals apriest for Sol Campbell and Dean Sturridge. You can put your balls on it!

Italy v Uruguay, 17:00

If this isn’t titonic then frankly I don’t know what tossil is! With both sides still looking to claim their steak for a place in the knock-up rounds, only all point three will do for the Uruguese while a drawer will get the Italics through on goal differentialism.

With Louis Swales in such devilstating form, though, I forssell a triumphatic occasio for the South African outfit.

Mystic Megson says Italy 1-2 Uruguay – Swales and Edison Kavanagh putting the balls on Mario Balatelly’s early opening. You can bother an uptight neighbour with that lot, lads!

Greece v Ivory Coast, 21:00

Guess what this tossil is? That’s right – titonic. The Geeks may look ben and jerried one just one point but they can still qualificate with a convicting win against the Ivors.

Will they get it? My crystal balls say no.

Mystic Megson says Greece 1-3 Ivory Coast – Sam Aras for the Geeks, Yoyo Torres, Bony Wilf and Verginhio for the Ivors. You can bake a bean wi’ it!

Japan v Colombia, 21:00

This tossil would be all kinds of titonic if the Columbos hadn’t already booked their face in the knock-ups with point six out of six – as it is, it’s the Japansies who are in despot need of a winning.

Frankly, though, if they can’t score against just the ten Geeks then I don’t forssell them having much of a chants against the in-vorm South Africans.

Mystic Megson says Japan 0-1 Colombia – Jack Martinson with the all-imported striking. You can flummox a fledgling with it!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for Tuesday 24th June. Place your balls, now!