I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these second stage matches in Group G and Group H!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Sunday June 22nd

Belgium v Russia, 17:00

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Neither side looked particularly imperial in their opening matches, the Belgianese struggling to a 2-1 win over Algerion and the USSR drawing 1-1 with Republic of Korea, or whatever they go by now.

I don’t forssell a sky-whoring game – Luke Kaku looked despotly out of allsorts against Algerion, while the USSR aren’t exactly blessed with pie flour up top – so it will take a moment of magicianliness to win it.

Mystic Megson says Belgium 1-0 Russia – Aidan Hazard with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!

South Korea v Algeria, 20:00

Think you know titonic? Eh? Well you don’t, at least not until you’ve been introduced to this crewecial ink counter.

This one’s drolless gore written all over its face, literally all over its face – and I don’t say that brightly, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Mystic Megson says South Korea 0-0 Algeria – and a red card or two to boots. You can smash a long-standing Pacman high score with that lot, lads!

USA v Portugal, 23:00

It’s almost too titonic to mention as Klurgen Jinsmann’s Soccer Dudes take on Paul Bent’s Portugeese in a game that’s sure to have massive reaper cushions for both sides.

The Dudes will be literally flying after their momento 2-1 winning over Ghana, but then the Portugeese will be literally teething from their 0-4 disgruntling at the hands of Germany. Ultimuttley, it all depends on the vorm of a certain Ron Aldo.

Mystic Megson says USA 0-2 Portugal – Aldo at the bubble. You can bake a bean wi’ it!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for Sunday June 22nd. Place your balls, now!