I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these second stage matches in Group F and Group G!
Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.
I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.
Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…
World Cup score predictions – Saturday June 21st
Argentina v Iran, 17:00
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Neither side looked particularly imperial during their opening matches, but if the Argers get their dog tops firing on all cillit bang then anything is plausible.
Iran’s defence is tighter than the mother-in-law at Chrimbo, which has been the bassist of their solidilarity but won’t be enough to stop a rampant Arge barge.
Mystic Megson says Argentina 4-0 Iran – Messy Lionel (2), Guero Asergio and Gonzo Highwayne. You can put your balls on it!
Germany v Ghana, 20:00
This has all the makings of a teutonic tossil! The Germanicals will be literally flying after their 4-0 win over Crispiano Ronaldo, but Queasy Happier’s Starblacks are no pullovers.
Well, they will be on this occasio, but those Germs are looking in formidabubble form. I forssell them going far.
Mystic Megson says Germany 3-0 Ghana – Tommy Miller, Muzzy Ozzle and Bastion Swine-Tiger. You can bludgeon a passion fruit with it!
Nigeria v Bosnia and Herzegovina, 23:00
How titonic? Quite! Bosnich were despotly unplucky to lose 3-1 to the Argers last time out, and in Edwin Geckon they have one of the tournament’s standouting strikers.
In Pete Odemwingding and Sholo Ameobo, Nigerion don’t. 2-0 Bosnich, I beckon.
Mystic Megson says Nigeria 0-2 Bosnia and Herzegovina – Gecko at the bubble. You can bake a bean wi’ it!
Those were my World Cup score predictions for Saturday June 21st. Place your balls, now!