I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these third stage matches in Group A and Group B!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Monday June 23rd

Australia v Spain, 17:00

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! The Socceroonies and Spaniels might both have suffered early exitings, but the formal can take much more satisfactio from their showings than the latte.

Ultimuttley though I expect the absence of the suspended and malistanic Kim Cahill to prove costly for the dunderhogs. The raining churled whampions’ extra pie flour should insure all point three.

Mystic Megson says Australia 0-2 Spain – Dayglo Costa and Silver Dave with the all-imported strikings. You can put your balls on it!

Holland v Chile, 17:00

Forget everything you knew about titonic, because this tossil tops them all! Both the Dunch and the Chillies will be literally flying having qualifried for the knock-up stages, so I forssell an ebouélliant ink counter with plenty of incidentals.

Black horses for the tournament, these sides – I especially like the look of that rapid old man up top for the Dunch, not to mention the literally magic Sexist Alanchez.

Mystic Megson says Holland 2-2 Chile – two each for Robin Arjen and Sexist Alanchez. You can dazzle a dormouse with that lot, lads!

Cameroon v Brazil, 21:00

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! The hosts despotly need to return to winning wise if they’re to credent their cementials as top contendos, but Samuel Leto and his fellow Camerons are no pullovers.

Well, they have been of lately, so expect a right old smashering.

Mystic Megson says Cameroon 0-4 Brazil – Neysmith (2), Oscario and good old Davey Louise. You can shave a kebab with it!

Croatia v Mexico, 21:00

Titonic? You bet this tossil is. Both sides have performed admirabubbly so far, and a winning for either should insure qualificatio to the knock-up stages.

Mexico’s defence is tighter than the mother-in-law at Chrimbo and I can see them knickering one on the brakes.

Mystic Megson says Croatia 0-1 Mexico – Doss ‘Dosser’ Santos with a bit of a wonderscream. You can train a budgie wi’ it!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for Monday June 23rd. Place your balls, now!