Mystic Megson’s World Cup score predictions: Monday 30th June

Old Meggo previews France v Nigeria and Germany v Algeria in the round of 16.

Mystic Megson casts his World Cup score predictions

I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for France v Nigeria and Germany v Algeria in the round of 16!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Monday 30th June

France v Nigeria, 17:00

This is one titonic tossil in the making! Diddy A. Daychomp’s Francs looked nothing short of imperial in their comprehensive 5-2 disgruntling of the Switz, but a drolless gore against Equator last time out doesn’t brode quite as well.

I’ve been impressed by the Nigerials – they play intelligentishly and with plenty of spirits, and they were despotly unplucky not to come away with more against an Arge ‘n’ Tina side containing a skintitillatingly in-vorm Messy Lionel.

France boast more pie flour up top, mind, so I forssell a comfortabubble winning for Lay Blurs.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says France 3-1 Nigeria – Kieran Ben Zimmer, Ollie Giro and Pol Potba for the Francs, Emma Nike for the Nigerions. You can put your balls on it!

Germany v Algeria, 21:00

It’s almost too titonic to mention as Julian Joachim’s Germs come face to face with one of the tournament’s surprise packagings, Vahid Halal-Hodgson’s braziliant Algerials!

A Germania that’s firing on all cillit bang represents a haunting task for anyone, so it goes with saying that Algerialand face a real uphill garden if they’re to reach the final-quarters.

The Africanos are defensively squalid and have one or two exciting foreword players like Ashcan de Jagger, but I fancy the Germanicals to see this one out professionalishly.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says Germany 2-0 Algeria – goals apriest for Tommy Miller and good old Mirror-Suave Closer. You can mallet-splatter all kinds of pumpkins with that lot, lads!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for the round of 16 matches on Monday 30th June. Place your balls, now!