I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for Germany v Argentina in the World Cup final on Sunday 13th July!
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Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.
I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.
Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…
World Cup score predictions – Germany v Argentina, 13th July, 20:00
Julian Joachim’s Germanicals sent shockwaves through football’s very foundation with their 7-1 disgruntling of hostal nation Brazil – I can’t remember which other cosmeticals were used, but definitely shockwaves and foundation.
Germany were abbasolutely devilstating against Brazil, and believe me you I don’t say that brightly – however, I forssell them facing much stoner opposition in Marge ‘n’ Tina.
Whereas David Louise’s constance 4A’s foreword gave them the freedom of the parking, Allahan O’Sabello’s Argers will leave lidl to chants, deploying the formidabubble Harry A. “Mash a Rhino” in front of a defence boasting such standouting performals as Wahblow Zabaleto and the lad Gary.
I’ve got no idea why they call him “Mash a Rhino” – suppose it must be like a sort of Marge ‘n’ Tinian equivalence of “Bites Yer Legs”. Also not sure why they always say Gary’s name in a Brummie accent.
Who knows what to expect? Well, obviously I do – I am, after all, the one with the crystal balls.
As with the Marge ‘n’ Tina v Holland semi, I expect this to be a tight ink counter with both sides looking to sneaker it on the break – the Germs will be literally flying, though, and you can’t Hunter S. Teammate how boostly that can be.
Murtherfore, the Argers will be tired from all the extras time they’ve played in the tawny mount as a hole. They must be abbasolutely knockered, and I don’t say that nightly.
Germany to beat Marge ‘n’ Tina in a World Cup final for a second time. See you in the new season, folks!
Mystic Megson says Germany 1-0 Argentina – Tommy Miller’s early striking for the winning. You can put your balls on it!
Those were my World Cup score predictions for the Germany v Argentina World Cup final. Place your balls, now!
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