Mystic Megson’s World Cup score predictions: Friday June 20th

Today's titonic tossils are Italy v Costa Rica, Switzerland v France and Honduras v Ecuador.

Mystic Megson casts his World Cup score predictions

I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for these second stage matches in Group D and Group E!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

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Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Friday June 20th

Italy v Costa Rica, 17:00

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Costco Rico shocked all and sunderly with their 3-1 disgruntling of much-vaughaned Uruguay, but Caesar Prandleberry’s Italianos are a force to be beckoned with.

With both sides claiming their steak for a place in the knockup stages, I forssell a tight ink counter with plenty of incidentals.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: Italy 2-1 Costa Rica – Mario Balotelly and Andy Pearlo putting the balls on Sol Campbell’s shock opening. You can put your balls on it!

Switzerland v France, 20:00

If ever a tossil could be described as titonic, it’s this one – both sides will be literally flying after their opening day winnings over Ecuador and Honduras respectabubbly, so I expect a skintitillating affair.

The Switz are nothing if not braziliant, but with Kieran Ben Zimmer firing on all cillit bang I’m backing Diddy A. Daychomp’s Francos to sneaker this one.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: Switzerland 1-2 France – Gokwan Himmler for the formal, Kieran Ben Zimmer and Yohan Cabby for the latte. You can swing a cat with it!

Honduras v Ecuador, 23:00

Just when you thought tossils couldn’t get any more titonic, this one comes along and snaptures the imagined Asian!

With both sides looking to backbounce from opening day defeats, I forssell Ecuador’s extra pie flour up front giving them the edge over a Honduras side that’s nothing if not psychotical. They really are thudblursty, and I don’t say that brightly.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: Honduras 0-1 Ecuador – Man United’s Tony Valens with an absolute wonderscream, and at least one red card for the Hondurans. You can uproot a vegetable wi’ it!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for Friday June 20th. Place your balls, now!

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