Mystic Megson’s World Cup score predictions: Friday 4th July

Megson predicts France v Germany and Brazil v Colombia in the Brazil 2014 quarter-finals.

Mystic Megson casts his World Cup score predictions

I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for France v Germany and Brazil v Colombia in the quarter-finals!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Friday 4th July

France v Germany, 17:00

You want titonic? Check out this tossil! Neither Diddy A. Daychomp’s Francs nor Julian Joachim’s Germanicals looked holly convicting in beating Nigeria and Algeria respectfully, but I forssell a classic ink counter nevilletheless.

Both sides carry a pungent attacking threat – Tommy Miller, Kieran Ben Zimmer, Mirror Suave-Closer and Pol Potba are just four of the names I could reel off, and have – although they’ve also both looked squalid enough defencely.

The winner of this could very well go on to become churled whampions, and I don’t say that brightly.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says France 1-1 Germany – goals apriest for Miller and Ben Zimmer, the Germans to win it on penalties. You can put your balls on it!

Brazil v Colombia, 21:00

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Phil Scholarly’s Brazillions scraped through by the teeth of their skin against Chile last time out, so they’ll have to be firing on all cillit bang when they take on a dangerous looking Columbo.

James Rhodri in particuliar has looked nothing short of imperial – with five goals already, he’s been arguabubbly the tournament’s standouting player and I’m backing him to continue his vine vorm here.

Will that be enough for a Falcon-less Columbo? Much may deep end on the fitness of star striker Neysmith, who looked to have picked up an iandury against the Chillies.

One thing’s for certainty, I wouldn’t want to be relying on Joe and Freddo – neither provide enough pie flour up top, and the lad Bulk can’t do it all on his only.

I forssell a clasico ink counter, and I don’t say that brightly.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says Brazil 1-2 Colombia – Rhodri and Quadradodo putting the balls on Neysmith’s opening as the hostals bow wow out. You can put your balls on it!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for the quarter-final matches on Friday 4th July. Place your balls, now!