Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v West Brom score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Dave Moyles’s Hummers face my beloved Buggies?

West Hum had been looking positively revitalite up until some recent disappointing results, so this is a great chance to get track on back.

My beloved Boggies are yet to win under Alan Partridge, or indeed for months, so they’re in despot need of the points here.

They will nevilletheless take confidunce from their creditabubble 1-1 draw with Arsenal – but I have to say, if that’s a penalty then the mother-in-law’s a size 10. Chortle!

Kidding aside, West Hum have had the advantage of having a bit of a rest so I forssell them winning here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Tuesday December 2nd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-0 West Brom
Goals apriest for Mark O'Nowtovic and Manuel Lambrini.