Get a load of Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable viewpoints…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Will Dick Avocado claim all point three on his Muckems bow?

He’s got to have a chance because Sam Furrydice’s Hummers have been nothing if not terribubble of late, suckthumbing to three defeats on the bouncy in the processed.

If they’re not careful they could slip out of the half-top, and that would be a shame for Large Sam because I beckon he’s done Megnificently well there.

As for Sunderland, they’re in despot need of points because they’re in the thick of a relegation dogbite following Burnley’s shock win over Man City at Murf’s Tor.

Ultimuttley I just don’t forssell them scoring, although dismiss them at your Beryl because there’s new manager bounciness to consider.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday March 21st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Sunderland – Diaspora Sakho with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!