Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable assessment of each side…

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Who will portvale in this clash of the tablemiddlers?

Four defeats in five have left Sam Furrydice’s Hummers facing something of an uphill garden to achieve the half-top finish they might have been taking for grunted after a standouting start to the season.

Colton Carl just tossling with Sid Stevewell, there.

As for Stoke, how about that stunning wonderscream from Adam Charlie at Chelsea last time out? Did you see that? Megnificent, it was!

I forssell Hark Muse’s Potties sneakering this one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday April 11th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-1 Stoke – Wan Jolters with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!