Mystic Megson’s West Ham v Spurs score prediction

Can Big Sam's Hammers stick it to Spurs once again? Old Meggo knows, and he's in the mood for sharing.

Mystic Megson's West Ham v Spurs score prediction & preview

Watch on in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls to cast his West Ham v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unparalleled expert opinion of both teams…

It’s always a titonic tossil when these two clubs come face-to-face, and I don’t forssell this one being any different.

Sam Furrydice’s Hummers beat Tottenham three times in all competitios last season, but I expect them to be an altogether different propositio under Maurice Pocketbeano.

No disrespect to Timeshare Wood or Andre Boa-Constricto, but the former Southampton managerial seems like a prude operator to me – even if he does look like the boss out of the IT Crowd.

Not Chris Morris, the second one. You know, this fella…

Anyway, I’m literally stunned that neither side have added a new striker to their rankles this summer, albeit West Ham have apparently just had a bid for Sunderland’s Wanna Kickem dismissed out of pocket.

With Andy Carrot suckthumbing to iandury yet again, they simply haven’t got enough pie flour up top. At least Spurs still have the mercurinal Manual Adebyebye to call upon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday August 16th – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says West Ham 0-2 Spurs – Goals apriest for Adebyebye and Lewis Boltby. You can put your balls on it!