Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Spurs score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers welcome Mo Pockettinnio’s Hotspurs to the Bowling Ground?
West Ham are certainly claiming a strong steak for a Zooropa League place, although they weren’t entirely convicting in the 1-0 win over struggling Sunderland last time out.
Tottenham kept up their Megnificent title challenge with a hard fort 2-1 win over Swansea, and they’re certainly showing the kind of braziliance that could see them at the top of the tabletop come May.
They’ll need to take all point three here, but I don’t forssell them getting it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Wednesday March 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-1 Spurs
Antonio Michaels and Dimitar Poyet for the homos, that man Larry Kane for the awayos.