Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Norwich score prediction for Saturday’s game…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers host Farkin’ Daniel’s ‘Kin Hairies?
Both sides look like they could get a bit goaly, while neither boasts a particularly tight backside, so this could be an entertaining ink counter.
West Hum’s Seb Baller and Northwich’s Tim O’Pukka both look like standouting strikers, and I forssell them proving influenzal here.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Norwich City score prediction for Saturday August 31st 2019 – place your balls, now!
🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 3:00PM
Saturday 31st Aug 2019
West Ham 2-2 Norwich
Seb Baller and Phil Anderson for the homos, Tim O'Pukka at the dobble for the awayos.