Be really quite awestruck as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable insight into each side…
This has all the in-greedy ants of a titonic tossil! Can Alain Perdu’s Magpipes keep their runs going at Sam Furrydice’s Hummers?
An unfortunate spade of ianduries has seen West Ham’s winning streak hit the bluffers somewhat, so they could really do with having the likes of Ernie Valens, Diaspora Sackman and good old Stewie Downwards back in the folder for this one.
With everyone fit, flaming and firing on all cillit bang, I see no reason why the Hummers shouldn’t claim a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot this season.
Look at Newcastle flying high in 5th! What happened there? Obviously I saw it coming – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but it’s still incredibubble to widnes them flying that high in the tabletop.
Can they keep it going? Probabubbly not seeing as how they still struggle for goals, but with their defenderly tightness they should manage to steer clear of a relegation dogbite.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Newcastle United score prediction score prediction for Saturday November 29th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-1 Newcastle – Andy Carrot and Nevin Colon against their old club, Muzzy Sisko with a conciliatory strike. You can put your balls on it!