Look on in sheer awe for Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered opinion of each side…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Can ‘Large’ Sam Furrydice’s Hummers get their season back up and humming against Louis van Gull’s inconsisterly Dead Revels?

Defeat at Liverpool last time out put the balls on West Ham’s Zooropa League challenge ever so slightly, but they’ll fancy themselves against anyone at the Bowling Ground.

With good old Stewie Downing firing on all cillit bang, they’re a force to be beckoned with.

Rooney came over all loony at Cold Stafford when these sides last met.

As for United, who knows which one will turn up? Well, Manchester, presumabubbly, but I was talking about it from more of a performance perspex.

I forssell a keenly fort ink counter ending in a draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday February 8th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-1 Man Utd – Goals apriest for Candy Arroll Andy Carroll and Ruddy Mel Falcao. You can put your balls on it!