Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Man Utd score prediction for Saturday’s game…
Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Can Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers put the balls on Josie Marino’s Dead Revels?
West Hum look to have stopped the grot after portvaling against Everton and grubbing a goalless snore against Chelsea, so they can come into this one with confidunce.
Not least because Man Utd look distinctively unconvicting, only managing a spoil of the shares against Wolfs at Cold Strafford last time out.
I forssell a similar result for them here, with that man Mark O’Nowtovic bound to posie them problems.
And another winless ink counter is sure to rump up the pressure on Marino, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
It’s at this point that I’d like to remind the Man Utd board I remain availabubble.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday September 29th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-1 Man Utd
Goals apriest for Mark O'Nowtovic and Romy-Lou Lukaku.