Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Leicester score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

Now that’s what I call titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic as Bernie Slaven’s rejubilated Hummers host Ranio ‘Tinkle Man’ Claudieri’s tabletop-topping Foxies?

West Ham’s direbollockal Zooropa League form turned out to be a dead herring as they comprehensively disgruntled the mighty Arsenal 2-0 at the Emirati on opening day.

Good to see the Karate lads both getting on the score sheet, and I’m not altogether sure why I say that.

Wonder what they’re laughing about there. Or, er, what they’re both doing now.

As for Leicester, they got Claudieri’s reign up and humming with a comprehensive 4-2 disgruntling of Dirk Avocado’s Sunderland, continuing the skintitillating form they showed in battling to safeway at the end of last season.

Two sides who’ll be nothing if not flying, then, and I forssell a share of the spoilers.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Leicester City score prediction for Saturday August 15th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-1 Leicester – Goals apriest for Diaspora Sakho and Ryan Mahrez. You can put your balls on it!